Title: Practically Shows Up On
Radar 
January 2003 Cyclops Award
Winner!
Author: Lisea
Rating: Even though most of this
story takes place between Scott's legs, I'm still calling this a
PG-13.
Paring: S/J
Summary: To quote the Empire magazine's
article: "...Jimmy Marsden, who plays Cyclops, comes on set stuffing
socks down his front. We wanted to go through the film with a little
subplot where our crotches just get bigger and bigger!"
***
"It's
swollen."
Scott looked up at the red-headed doctor. He was
sitting on an exam bed in the medlab, wearing a hospital robe open
at the front.
"I know it's swollen, Jeannie. Why is it
swollen and what do we do about it?"
Jean pulled a chair
over, sat and took a closer look. "It looks like a infection. Does
it hurt?"
Scott looked down and watched Jean handle the
bodypart in question. "No, it doesn't hurt really. Kind of feels
like... bruised."
Jean looked up from between his legs.
"Bruised?"
"Bruised. So what do you think?"
"Well,
since it doesn't hurt, and it's three times the normal size, I don't
think you should be complaining. What are you doing this afternoon?"
Jean said, with a mischievous look in her
eyes.
"Jeannie..."
"Scott, we just got back from a
mission. How long were you in your uniform?"
"Around 13
hours, I think. But no-one else has this problem" Scott
complained.
"Logan has a healing factor, the Professor wasn't
there, and me and 'Ro don't exactly have what it takes. Scott, I've
warned you about going commando with your uniform. This is what
leather does."
"It pays off when we get back from the
missions. You've never been able to take your hands off me when I'm
in uniform" Scott sighed "So how long will it stay this way?" he
continued, looking down.
Jean stood up and kissed his
forehead. "The swelling will go down by tomorrow. Until then, try
not to wear anything too tight."
Just then, the big x-marked
doors slid aside, and Logan stalked in. In a fraction of a second,
Scott pulled Jean against his chest to prevent Logan from getting an
eyeful of his family jewels.
*My my, aren't we getting
fresh?* Jean sent to her lover.
*You stay right there, and
don't you dare move!* Scott's voice came over the link. If she
didn't know him to be so controlled, Jean could've sworn the voice
sounded panicked.
Jean snickered. *What are you so worried
about? At least you're the one with the bigger...*
"Earth to
Jean!" Logan called from where he'd leaned against the table behind
Scott.
"Sorry, Logan, I'm kind of... distracted" Jean said
and winked at Scott.
"Yeah, I'm sure. Marie's cut her finger
in the kitchen."
"You couldn't just let her take a suck of
you?" Scott asked while Jean handed him a plaster.
"She cut
her finger, she didn't lose it. Besides, you let your uniform take a
suck of you and see how well that worked out."
Jean burst out
laughing as Scott swore to himself he'd definately wear underwear
the next time.